1 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,160 THUD WOMAN SCREAMS 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,520 ECHOES: - 'We all need you, Tom.' 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,760 - CHRISTINE: - 'Stay with me, Tom.' 4 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,120 Tom! 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 - It's a big deal bagging the Head's job. 6 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,640 - 'I didn't exactly bag it, did I?' 7 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,360 'If I fail, I fail.' 8 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,840 Don't you think I deserve a chance? 9 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,560 I said I love you. 10 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,520 - I'm sorry, Christine, but I don't love you. 11 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,360 - SIMON: 'You look like you could use a drink.' 12 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,160 I saw you arrive so I stuck another bag in the pot. 13 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,000 - I thought I'd be first in. 14 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,920 I've got my meeting with Robert Bain from the council to 15 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,360 prepare for, what's your excuse? 16 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,320 - Ah, well, I never get as much done as I'd like to on the inset days, so... 17 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,920 - Ah well, I'll try not disturb you. 18 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,440 - Ditto. 19 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,360 Oh, actually, re your meeting with Bain, 20 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,160 I was going to put these on your desk. 21 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:09,160 They're copies of the yearly budgets for St Dominic's and Havelock High. 22 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,800 Thought they might help you. 23 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,640 - Thanks, Simon, that's really good of you. 24 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,480 - Hey, we're a team, aren't we? 25 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,520 - Oh...Mitzi, 26 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,960 hello. 27 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,720 Hello. 28 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,200 29 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,360 30 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,640 You didn't forget, did you, Mitzi? 31 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,680 - CAR ALARM WAILS OUTSIDE 32 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,400 Sorry, guys, the milk's off. 33 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,680 - Aw, man! 34 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,640 - LISA: - It's not your fault. 35 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,880 - What are we going to do? 36 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,200 - You'll have to have them with no milk. 37 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,440 - I'm not hungry. 38 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,560 - Lisa! You must be hungry. 39 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,560 You had nothing to eat last night either. 40 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,040 KNOCKS AT DOOR 41 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,800 - Who's that? - Shh. 42 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,600 Shhh! 43 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,600 DOOR THUDS 44 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,600 Move, kitchen, go. 45 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,360 - Don't tell me. You were you in the bath? 46 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,160 - Hi, Sol. Look, I'm sorry about... 47 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,640 I had my earphones in. 48 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,040 - You know why I'm here, Larry. 49 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,880 - Look, you'll get what's owed to you. 50 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,320 And 10% on top. 51 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,640 Right, by 5:00 this evening. That's a promise. 52 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,880 - Shut it and stop messing me about, all right?! 53 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,880 - Oi! Leave my brother alone! - Lisa! 54 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,400 - SOL LAUGHS 55 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,440 - Now, you never told me you had a little sister, Larry. 56 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,800 Interesting. 57 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,600 - This has got nothing to do with her. 58 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,840 - Well, it might have. 59 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,840 If you don't get your act together. 60 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,360 5:00, Larry. 61 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,240 Or me and your sister... 62 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,040 might have to go on a "wee date". 63 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,040 - Larry? - Shut up. 64 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,440 We're in trouble here, Lisa. Big trouble. 65 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,360 Look, just keep your heads down today, yeah? 66 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,240 And you, keep your mouth shut, no blabbing. 67 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,480 GENERAL CHATTER 68 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,600 - Morning all. - Morning. 69 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,520 - You look smart, Audrey. 70 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,000 - Well, it's quite a special day 71 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,880 so I thought I'd better mark the occasion. 72 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,080 - Yeah. We were just saying how weird it's going to be without him. 73 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,920 - Tom...yes, quite. 74 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,000 - I suppose I'd better get back inside. 75 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,040 - I'm surprised there's room. 76 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,120 What? With Simon's ego taking up all that space. 77 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,080 - Now, now, Nikki. 78 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,400 - Ooh, Mrs Mulgrew. 79 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,720 - Ah, Sue! 80 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,080 Darren Hughes! 81 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,880 First warning of the term. 82 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,880 Knocking over teachers will not be tolerated. 83 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,480 - I never knew she were a teacher. 84 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,680 - Well, you know now. So walk, don't run. 85 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,400 Sue Spark, our new science NQT. 86 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,160 Nikki will look after you. 87 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,360 - Nikki Boston, Head of the PRU. 88 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,000 - That's the first time I've properly been called a teacher. 89 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,600 - It's not the only thing you're going to get called in here. 90 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,240 Come on, I'll show you round. 91 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,640 - What's the occasion? 92 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,880 - It's my birthday. 93 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,080 - You'll be expecting your telegram from the Queen any day, then. 94 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,680 - Are you doing anything special? 95 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,800 - Well, I was thinking, 96 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,120 if anyone's free after work, we could head to the pub - drinks are on me. 97 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,280 - Sounds nice(!) 98 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,760 - George? 99 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,040 This is Sue Spark. 100 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,920 This is George Windsor, he's head of modern languages. 101 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,720 And this is our Deputy Head - Simon Lowsley. 102 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,000 - Oh, Simon and I know each other. 103 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,120 - You did your training at my old school, didn't you? Yeah. 104 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,760 Welcome to Waterloo Road. 105 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,880 - Do you want a cup of tea? - Yes, please. 106 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,720 - We really would've expected you to get in touch last term, Mr Brown. 107 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,440 - Look, I'm sorry, it's just, they're dead keen to join 108 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,000 and it's all been a bit last-minute. 109 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,280 - And there's only the three of you at home? 110 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,120 - Yes, I'm the legal guardian, since Mum... 111 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,960 My Mum's got mental health issues. She's not home. 112 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,000 - I see. 113 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,760 Well, you'll have to wait until after my next meeting I'm afraid. 114 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,000 - Really? 115 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,040 It's just I've got a job on this morning, 116 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,000 and if I'm late, I'm in trouble. 117 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,840 - Well, Sonya can do the basic paperwork for now, 118 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,960 and you can come back later in the week for a follow-up chat, OK? 119 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,560 Sonya. 120 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,520 - Sorry, it's a bit stuffy in here, innit? 121 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,160 What's your full name? 122 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,840 - OK, guys, let's get started. 123 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,040 - Thanks, Simon, I'll take it from here. 124 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,200 Sorry I got held up. I'll try and make this brief. 125 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,040 Welcome back to another term. 126 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,040 - Hurrah. - Can't wait. 127 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,440 - You're going to need a sense of humour over the next term. 128 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,800 There's no way of sweetening the pill, I'm afraid. 129 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,240 We are going to have to cut back 130 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,400 in virtually every area now we don't have Lorraine Donnegan's slush fund. 131 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,400 - Yeah, Waterloo Road was living in a bubble as an Independent. 132 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,560 - We have all worked in state-run schools before, Simon. 133 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,120 - It's true this is a transitional term, 134 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,600 but there's no reason we shouldn't rise to the challenge, 135 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,640 and I don't want the pupils to suffer as a result. 136 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,280 Our job is to make sure they've had the best education possible 137 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,680 when we come out the other side. 138 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,800 - And will you still be the Head when we do? 139 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,040 Sorry, I just understood you were only Acting Head? 140 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,160 - Yes, well, I'll be in the position for this term at least. 141 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,880 What matters is we all have a job to do. 142 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,040 George, can I get your departmental budgets, please? 143 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,640 - You know, I'd rather open a vein than let you down. 144 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,640 - You are the one department I'll be investing in so help me out here. 145 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,040 - Why I left Shanghai, I'll never know. 146 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:13,360 - Sorry I'm late. I got slowed down by my travelling companion. 147 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,360 - I didn't want to miss the special assembly. 148 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,960 - CONNOR: I'm worried about her. 149 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,440 She was up at the crack of dawn this morning. 150 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:40,880 - Morning, everyone. 151 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,360 - ALL MURMUR GOOD MORNING 152 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,360 - Good to see so many familiar faces. 153 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,480 But I'd like to welcome all newcomers to Waterloo Road. 154 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,520 - Oh, what? 155 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,440 - I hope the next term is fruitful for you and I'm sure your teachers... 156 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,760 - (Oh, they're minging.) 157 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,080 - ..and classmates will help make you feel at home here. 158 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,480 I'd especially like to welcome our new teacher, Miss Spark, 159 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,520 who is joining the science department. 160 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,200 - WOLF WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE 161 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:13,400 - But it is also appropriate that we say goodbye to someone. 162 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:18,680 Tom Clarkson was a much-loved teacher and valued colleague 163 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,240 who sadly died in an accident at the end of last term. 164 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,480 Most of you will know Mr Budgen who has been off sick, and I'm 165 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,280 glad to say he is here to lead us in our... 166 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,920 farewell to Mr Clarkson. 167 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,840 - Bear with me. 168 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:47,040 I'll keep this simple because, actually, it is. 169 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:52,880 For those of you who didn't know Mr Clarkson...Tom... 170 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,640 I'm only sorry that you didn't get the opportunity. 171 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,480 For those of us who did, 172 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:03,080 our lives will have been enriched because of it. 173 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,320 Mr Clarkson was the proud 174 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,840 and dedicated coach of the Waterloo Road football team 175 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:15,800 who will be playing a boys vs girls friendly this afternoon. 176 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:23,000 In the meantime, I would like to invite you to join me 177 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,760 in a minute's silence of remembrance. 178 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,320 - HE BELCHES THEY GIGGLE 179 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,000 - Kacey? 180 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,080 - That's where he fell. Right there. 181 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,320 - Why don't you come back inside? 182 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,120 - Cos one poxy minute isn't going to bring him back. 183 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,680 - There's the football match this afternoon, that's in his memory. 184 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,400 - How can we do a football match without a coach? 185 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,560 - Well...I'm taking over for now. 186 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,920 - Yeah? Well, good luck with that. 187 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,000 Can you leave me alone now, please? 188 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,440 - We all miss him, Kacey. 189 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,720 - KACEY SOBS 190 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,600 - Christine, about the Brown twins... 191 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,640 - Sorry? 192 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,080 - Lenny and Lisa Brown - I knew them 193 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,600 when I worked at Havelock High, I saw them here in assembly? 194 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,720 - Oh, of course - they enrolled this morning. 195 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,080 - It's just the state of them. 196 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,240 - I know. They certainly could use a good scrub. 197 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,200 - The thing is, when I had them at Havelock, 198 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,160 they were bright chirpy wee things. 199 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,200 - Well, I dare say they hadn't hit puberty then. 200 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,800 - Yes, but... - And they had their mother at home. 201 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,360 She's in long-term psychiatric care, apparently, 202 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,360 so they're doing the best they can without her. 203 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,080 - Oh. How very sad. 204 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,560 - WOMAN: - Miss Mulgrew? 205 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,760 - LENNY: Don't know where it is. 206 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,240 - Lenny and Lisa Brown - remember me? 207 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,720 - No. 208 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,240 - Miss McFall from Havelock High? 209 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,600 - Yes! Well remembered. 210 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,960 - You gave me detention for cheating when I never. 211 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,480 - Really? 212 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,080 Well, water under the bridge. 213 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,760 Now, haven't you two changed? 214 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,080 I remember your brother at Havelock was hoping to go to catering college. 215 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,480 What's he doing? 216 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,240 - What about your brother? What's he up to these days? 217 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,720 - I don't have a brother. 218 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,880 - Yeah, well, that's your look out. We've gotta go. 219 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,480 - MUSIC: "Everybody Looks Better (In The Right Light) by Frankie and the Heartstrings 220 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,880 221 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:13,000 222 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,600 223 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,720 224 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,400 - Welcome, class. - Hello. 225 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,880 - Take a seat at your work stations. 226 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:30,000 Write your name on the stickers provided and I can get to know who you all are. 227 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,560 I'm your new teacher, Miss Spark. 228 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:38,080 Hopefully, you're all going to be my bright sparks this term. 229 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,120 - Oh, my God. 230 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,160 - And, speaking of bright sparks, 231 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,480 it's fitting that our first lesson should be 232 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,320 a simple introduction to electricity. 233 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,240 We're working in groups of three today. 234 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,440 - No, no way. 235 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,840 - Sit back down please. 236 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,040 - Are you joking me? They're rank! 237 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,720 - No, I've planned this lesson for groups of three, so sit back down, 238 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,680 Rhiannon, or I shall be forced to give you a warning. 239 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,440 - I don't feel so good, Lise. 240 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,160 - You need to eat. Where's the stuff Larry gave you? 241 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,760 - Aren't you a bit old to be in Year Four? 242 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,800 - Shut your face, I'm in Year Six. 243 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,880 - So, what - you're special needs or something? 244 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,280 - She's in the PRU, so she's repeating, like, everything. 245 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,440 - Just this science module, actually, Mr Perfect. Plus... 246 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,640 Maybe I like hanging around with munters? 247 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,880 - Skills. 248 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,680 - What's that? 249 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,240 - Nothing. - Lemme see. 250 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,400 Cereal? That's one sad snack item, loser. 251 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,160 Oh, my God, there's BUGS! 252 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,640 - RHIANNON SCREAMS 253 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,440 MISS SPARK: - Class, calm down, please. 254 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,920 - There's bugs and he was eating them! 255 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,920 - BELL RINGS 256 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,960 RHIANNON: - Oi, Bug Boy. 257 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,240 - What are you doing?! You've ruined it! - Minger. 258 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,480 - Leave him alone. 259 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,760 - Bloody hell, what's that supposed to be? 260 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,920 - Oh, Kacey. - I made that frame myself. 261 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,000 It was supposed to be a proper memorial and now he's ruined it. 262 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,960 SIMON: - Hey! Hey! 263 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,680 - There's nothing to see here. 264 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,040 - Lenny. 265 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,000 OK, put your head down. 266 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,800 - Lenny! - It's all right, he's just fainted. 267 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,840 - It's like he's replaceable or something. 268 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,440 I mean - Miss Boston's taking his English class, 269 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,520 Miss Boston's coaching the football team 270 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,680 but she is not Mr Clarkson and she will never match up. 271 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,680 SIMON: - Is she supposed to? 272 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,840 Look, Kacey, I know you're hurting, all right? 273 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,640 But it's not going to make anything better by blaming Miss Boston, 274 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,800 in fact, I reckon it's going to make you feel worse. 275 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,840 - How could it? - Because you're a fair person... 276 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,240 and you know Miss Boston is only trying to help. 277 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,240 She really cared for Mr Clarkson too... 278 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,360 so she's probably got a really good idea of what you're going through. 279 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,560 You've just got to give her a chance. 280 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,800 - KNOCK AT DOOR 281 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,320 - I brought the things from Mr Clarkson's memorial. 282 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,680 I fixed it. 283 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,120 - I made it myself in CDT. 284 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,040 - You better take better care of it. 285 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,560 I thought we could print off another photo from the school website 286 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,520 and put it in the trophy cabinet. 287 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,600 - Yeah, with his strip and his ref whistle. 288 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,680 - Good idea. 289 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,920 - Look, Kacey - I've been thinking. 290 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,640 I know you said you weren't playing in the friendly today but... 291 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,960 I'm just worried that you might end up regretting it. 292 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,160 Because... 293 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,760 Well, like you said yourself, the team really mattered to Mr Clarkson. 294 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,320 So don't you think he'd want the captain that he trained 295 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,520 himself to go and show the boys what's what? 296 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,960 - I suppose, if it is for him... 297 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,400 - I think you could make that pretty clear, yourself, 298 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,600 if you'd just agree to say a few words. 299 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,400 - So much for keeping our heads down. 300 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,880 - There we are, one for you as well, flower. 301 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,840 Bit of scran and he's looking better already. 302 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,840 - Even so, I'd like to speak to your brother, 303 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,040 see if he can take you home as you're feeling poorly. 304 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,720 - Larry works mornings all this week. 305 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,240 - I don't need to go home. I'm fine now. 306 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,200 - OK. But I think it would be a good idea 307 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,320 if he took you to see your family GP just in case. 308 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,640 I'll call him shortly. - OK. 309 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,280 - I've been trying to explain to Lenny and Lisa how much better they might 310 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,200 feel if they had a nice hot shower before school, washed their hair. 311 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,520 - And we told her, our boiler's getting fixed. 312 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,720 - But you can use the facilities here. 313 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,040 Mrs Budgen said she'd find you some PE clothes to wear whilst 314 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,240 we have yours washed. 315 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,520 - If they wanted. 316 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,600 - I'm not taking my clothes off! 317 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,080 - Thank you, Ms McFall. Lenny was lucky you were there 318 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,440 when he blacked out but I think you can leave this to us now. 319 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,640 - Some things never change. 320 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,160 - Best leave him to it. 321 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,720 - Don't worry. 322 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,880 You could set a firework off right next to his head 323 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,840 and he still wouldn't wake up. 324 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,200 - There's been such a lot of change around here recently. 325 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,000 It must be difficult for you all. 326 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,000 - Look... 327 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,960 I know I've been off with you... 328 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,080 - That's understandable. I took your job. 329 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,720 - No, I thought you were a prat. 330 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,640 It was a bit of both really. Either way, I'm sorry. 331 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,480 You're not a bad guy. 332 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,400 - Thanks. 333 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,280 Let's just remember, we're on the same side 334 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,720 so try and work together, yeah? 335 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,200 - Well, the main thing is that Kacey gets looked after. 336 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,320 Yeah. 337 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,000 - Eh, Simon, I'm just off to my council meeting. 338 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,440 - No worries, we've got it covered here. 339 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,480 - Well, that looked cosy? 340 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,720 - Oh, he's still a smug know-it-all, but you know what, I think 341 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,160 he really cares about the kids, so I have decided to bury 342 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,440 the hatchet somewhere other than his actual head. 343 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,200 - Good, I'm glad to hear it. 344 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,800 - It seems Mr Lowsley's lining up his allies, then. 345 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,440 You mark my words, he's got his eye on your job. 346 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,000 - Isn't there a dialysis machine missing you at home? 347 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,960 - Just warning you, Christine. 348 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,640 - No need, Grantly. I'm on to him. 349 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,080 - 'Lenny seems OK now, but' 350 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,360 it would be good if you could call the office back 351 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,640 to discuss a few things. 352 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,800 Thanks. 353 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,880 - What are you doing? I said I would call the brother. 354 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,360 - I just wanted to make sure. 355 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,600 - Look, I understand your concern, Audrey, 356 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,960 but these things need to be handled sensitively. 357 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,840 - I've put your papers together. 358 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,200 - It just seems obvious to me that those children are being neglected. 359 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,200 - They've only been here a morning - we can't go making assumptions. 360 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,720 - Christine - I knew them when their mother was still at home. 361 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,080 The deterioration is unbelievable. 362 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,240 - There are plenty less than fragrant teenagers in this building. 363 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,800 You can't violate their privacy by demanding they strip off 364 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,120 and jump in the shower. 365 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,160 - The boy's sickly. He fainted from hunger. 366 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,480 - Yes, and now he's here, he'll get at least one hot meal today. 367 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,040 - Tres bien, Hamish. 368 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,000 Et, Shaznay, 369 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,720 qu'avez-vous fait pendant les vacances? 370 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,960 - Sorry? 371 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,680 - It's the same question as I've just asked three other people - 372 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,800 what did you do during your holidays? 373 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,120 - Got wasted with my mates and nicked my uncle's car. 374 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,520 PUPILS LAUGH 375 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,760 - In French. 376 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,000 If you don't know the words for "wasted" or "nicked", 377 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,720 then be creative. 378 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:53,280 Perhaps, whilst in your cups, you purloined the vehicle 379 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,960 belonging to your mother's brother against his consent? 380 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,320 - If you say so. 381 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,800 - No, if you say so, Shaznay, tomorrow, in French, 382 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,080 in front of your colleagues, word perfect, ten times. 383 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,120 You - qu'avez-vous fait pendant les vacances? 384 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,800 - I know what you're asking but we don't speak French. 385 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,080 - Yes, hence the classes. 386 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,720 But as you seem to be lagging behind even these gibbons, 387 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,240 I have a suggestion to help you catch up. 388 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,160 - MISS MCFALL: - 'Now make sure there's enough' 389 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,400 information on the monarch of your choice to support your project 390 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,120 or you'll find yourself struggling. 391 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,880 - Dynasty, is your head itching? 392 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,920 - No. 393 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,560 - Seriously, I think there's something in my hair. Can you have a look? 394 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,520 - Hello, you two. I thought you'd been sent back to class? 395 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,080 - The French teacher told us to come 396 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,480 and catch up on some basic vocabulary off the internet. 397 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,240 - Cos we're new. - Oh, right. 398 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,240 - We don't care. It's not like anyone wants us there anyway. 399 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,640 - They just need to get to know you better, I'm sure. 400 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,200 As do I. 401 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,000 I wanted to apologise if I upset you both earlier. 402 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,240 It's good to see the colour back in your cheeks, Lenny. 403 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,480 Do you know, I'm a cat fan as well. 404 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,320 My cat, Mitzi, I spoil her rotten. 405 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,840 - I'm not a "cat fan". It's just a T-shirt. 406 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,200 - I see. You don't have any pets? 407 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,080 - We used to have a dog called Muff but she got run over. 408 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,120 - Sad - when was that? 409 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,320 Anyway. 410 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,240 Feel free to come and find me if ever you need to. 411 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,360 Or if you just want to talk. 412 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,320 - We don't. 413 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,920 - GIRL: - Miss. 414 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,560 - Maybe she's just trying to be nice? 415 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,440 - Yeah, or maybe she's trying to stick her nose in it. 416 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,920 Mind you, if she wants us to be friends, 417 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,200 maybe we should take her up on her offer? 418 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,920 - 'Fraid so, babes, I've just seen one. 419 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,720 - I've got NITS in my hair? 420 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,040 - So? Wear 'em with pride or shave your head. 421 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,200 That's what they do inside. - That's helpful. 422 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,760 - They gotta feed somewhere, circle of life. 423 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,960 - It's them. 424 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,080 - You don't know that. 425 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,520 - I so do - that stupid new teacher made me sit next to them, 426 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,440 you just know they're crawling. 427 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,920 - SHE GROANS 428 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,640 MAN: You've clearly got big plans for embedding 429 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,400 Mandarin into the curriculum. 430 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,080 - Mandarin is going to be the first language of business 431 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,040 by the time these kids enter the workplace. 432 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,520 - And how many of Waterloo Road's progeny do you envisage 433 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,640 going into international commerce? 434 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,640 - They'll have a major advantage over many of their peers. 435 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,880 - And you're also pitching for a wider vocational 436 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,840 syllabus for the less academic students. 437 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:00,800 - We want to be progressive but...realistic at the same time. 438 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,800 - I have to be honest, Christine. 439 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800 We're cutting back in all areas at the moment 440 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,600 and you're asking for a budget increase? 441 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,840 - A temporary one, just for this first year 442 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,680 to help us through the transition from being an independent. 443 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,280 - Sandra, can you bring us some teas, please? 444 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,760 - Well, hello. 445 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,560 - We just wanted to say thank you for being so nice to us. 446 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,960 - It's easy being nice, Lisa. Much easier than being unpleasant. 447 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,120 - Yeah. 448 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,400 So I do like cats, actually. 449 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,080 I don't know why I said I didn't. 450 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,840 - Well, it's hard when you're new, isn't it? 451 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,000 Everybody asking you questions about yourself. 452 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,120 - We're a bit shy, I suppose. 453 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,920 - Well, I'm always here. 454 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,600 And it doesn't have to be in school hours either. 455 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,600 If you need any extra tuition, I could come round after school. 456 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,960 - No! 457 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,080 - Larry works from home sometimes, we can't disturb him. 458 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,080 - OK. 459 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,800 Well, I live just around the corner in Barrington Road and 460 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:14,360 I'm free most weekends so if you've any trouble at school or at home... 461 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,880 - There's no trouble at home. 462 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,400 - ..you could meet Mitzi. 463 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,120 - Yeah, thanks, Miss. 464 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,360 - Lenny? 465 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,840 - I just went a bit dizzy again. 466 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,760 - Put your head between your knees. 467 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,440 Look, I don't think you can wait until lunchtime. 468 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,120 I've got some nice coffee cake in the staff room. 469 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,560 How does that sound? 470 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,120 - No, I'm all right, thanks. 471 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,760 - I'm not going to take no for an answer. 472 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,200 Let me just get my bag. 473 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,760 - RHIANNON: - Oi, mingers! 474 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,160 - LAUGHTER 475 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,160 - Rhiannon! For goodness' sake! 476 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,920 - Well, someone's got to do something. 477 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,240 - Why did you have to do that?! 478 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,560 What did she ever do to you?! 479 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,240 - She gave me nits is what! 480 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,160 - Get to the cooler at once! 481 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,400 - LAUGHTER 482 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,560 I see you've called your manifesto "Putting Pupils First". 483 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,320 Do you think your predecessor had a different set of priorities? 484 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,600 - No. Of course, Michael tried his best to... 485 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,360 - HE CHUCKLES 486 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,480 His best was pretty good, Christine. 487 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,560 Look... 488 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,800 ..I appreciate your enthusiasm. It's admirable. 489 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,440 But this proposal is naive to say the least 490 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,200 and naivety is not an asset in a head teacher. 491 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,040 - Well, I'd rather call it being proactive. 492 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,400 You'll see that I've made savings in other areas... 493 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,480 - Christine, you're only the Acting Head. 494 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,680 I'm not about to make radical decisions about Waterloo Road's 495 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,640 budget without someone permanently at the helm. 496 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,760 I'm advertising the post to start next term. 497 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,760 Of course, you're welcome to apply. 498 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,800 - Well, I hope I can persuade you that I'm the right 499 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,280 person for the job before then. 500 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,480 - Well, leave this with me. 501 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,760 I'm not saying an outright no to everything - 502 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,840 your Mandarin initiative has legs, I think - 503 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,160 but you'd be better served learning to run 504 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,720 Waterloo Road on a tight budget than robbing Peter to pay Paul. 505 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,760 So... 506 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,600 ..how's Simon Lowsley settling in? 507 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,440 - Yeah, he's, em, he's rising to the challenge, I think. 508 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,680 - Good. I'm glad to hear it. 509 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,560 I knew he'd be a useful resource to you given the circumstances. 510 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,600 GIRLS LAUGHING 511 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,680 Oh, my God. - She's such a skank. 512 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,920 - Maybe she had to wash or something? 513 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,240 - All right, ladies, clear off, please. 514 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,600 Come on, you shouldn't be here anyway if you haven't got PE. 515 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,120 - It's an old PE kit, but it'll do whilst I sort out your own things. 516 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,360 There's shampoo in the dispensers. 517 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,200 - Come on dear, there's no-one here. 518 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,760 You need to get warm. You change round there. 519 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,000 (Is that bites?) 520 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,160 - (Bedbugs or fleas. Septic, by the look of it.) 521 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,520 SHOWER STARTS RUNNING 522 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,240 - Lenny? 523 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,440 Lenny? 524 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,400 I need to know right now, what is going on at home? 525 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,520 - Nothing, Miss. - Really? 526 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,640 Well, that's not what Lisa just said. 527 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,960 Lenny, I'm very worried about you and your sister, I need to know. 528 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,240 - Miss, Larry's only doing it for us. 529 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,800 Honest. I mean he's a brilliant big brother. 530 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,280 - I know he is. 531 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,720 - He's not going to get in trouble, is he? Just for a bit of weed? 532 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,600 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 533 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,600 - Has anyone heard from Christine? 534 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,120 - No. - Still no word from the Brown twins' brother? 535 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,280 - Not yet. 536 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,600 - Let's hope he's busy fumigating his siblings' clothing. 537 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,720 - Well, Mr Windsor, you might want to spend a little more time 538 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,440 on your teaching skills rather than poking fun at vulnerable pupils. 539 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,240 - Do you have olfactory nerves? 540 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,440 - I do but I've been channelling my energies into addressing 541 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,560 the problem rather than ostracising the children themselves. 542 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,960 - I suppose we're worried about offending the parents. 543 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,160 - There are no parents. 544 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:42,160 - PHONE RINGS 545 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,600 - Then why is everyone pussyfooting around then? 546 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,000 - Waterloo Road - how can I help? 547 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,240 This afternoon? 548 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,440 Yeah, that should be fine. 549 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,560 - I walked out of that office and right in front of me... 550 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,320 there's about 100 bottles of wine just sitting there for... 551 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,040 some daft function. 552 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,640 I could have swiped the lot of them. 553 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,280 But I didn't. I...walked right out of the building 554 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,480 and I even managed to walk right past the offie on my way here. 555 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,840 That's when I knew for the first time, I really... 556 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,520 I can beat this thing. 557 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,840 - APPLAUSE MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 558 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,680 SIGHS 559 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,160 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 560 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,800 - Hello? 561 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,560 - DOOR THUDS 562 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,320 Look, you'll get your money then you leave us alone. 563 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,880 - Laurence Brown. 564 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,440 - I know you. - And I knew you, once. 565 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,480 - DIALS NUMBERS 566 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,520 - Look, Larry. I'm here about the twins. Lenny... 567 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,560 - I knew it! He can't keep his mouth shut. 568 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,880 Wait till I get my hands on him. 569 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,680 - Lenny wasn't well. He's better now. that he's had something to eat 570 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,800 and he was telling me all about you and how well you look after him and Lisa. 571 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,960 But...what's happening here, 572 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,280 it can't go on. I think you are aware of that. 573 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,680 - I'm "aware" you're a nosy old cow! 574 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,480 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 575 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,760 - Larry, I'm going to get my phone and I'm going to walk out of here. 576 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,880 - Yeah? 577 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,840 And then what? Call the police? 578 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,000 - You need help, Larry. 579 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,280 No young man like you should have so much responsibility. 580 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,360 - Give me that! 581 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,800 THUD 582 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,800 PHONE CONTINUES TO RING 583 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,640 - Lisa's clean and dry, and we can get some cream for their bites, 584 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,040 but she's embarrassed and upset. 585 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,240 And can I really blame her? 586 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,520 - Christine's going to need to speak to their guardian 587 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,680 sooner rather than later. 588 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,200 I know it's a sensitive issue, but the twins aren't going to 589 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,040 learn anything if they're being bullied because of their hygiene. 590 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,560 - I know we can't stick Lenny under a shower against his will, 591 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,480 but we could suggest he plays in the match 592 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,160 and that way he gets a good run-around, 593 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,320 and they all head for a wash afterwards. 594 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,800 - Good idea. Where is Christine anyway? 595 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,040 She should have been back ages ago? 596 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,720 - I used to think these meetings were... 597 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,720 an embarrassment. 598 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,520 Like they were beneath me. 599 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,040 But the truth is... 600 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,680 ..they saved my life. 601 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,520 - Miss McFall? 602 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,520 Miss McFall? 603 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,720 Please? 604 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,320 Look, you're OK. You've just hit your head but you're gonnae be fine. 605 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,760 You're OK? 606 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,480 - Yes, yes, I'm OK. 607 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,920 - I'm really sorry, Miss McFall. I didn't mean it. 608 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,200 - I know you didn't. 609 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,400 - It's been really hard, you know, bringing the twins up on my own. 610 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,880 And my mum, she's left us with all these debts. 611 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,200 That's why I had to, you know... 612 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,800 - But drugs, Larry? 613 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,240 Dealing with criminals. 614 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,640 Look at the state of the place. 615 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,960 Maybe it would be better, just for a short time, 616 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,240 for Lenny and Lisa to go into care? - No. 617 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,760 - Just till you get back on your feet? 618 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,560 - They are not going into care, Do you understand?! 619 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,400 SHE WHIMPERS 620 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,160 - My head is pounding. 621 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,800 Do you have...? 622 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,400 Do you have an aspirin? 623 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,520 Water, a glass of water, please? 624 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,800 I suppose I should be surprised to see any of you at all, given 625 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,880 you were invited to the football match this afternoon instead. 626 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,000 - Well, since his mum decides the whole school needs to learn 627 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,560 Conversational Mandarin, we don't have much choice, do we? 628 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,920 - The course will look good on our uni applications. 629 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,720 - Zhong wen dui wo geng you bang zhu. 630 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,880 - Quite. Although frankly, 631 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,960 I fancy getting out there and cheering on the lads, 632 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,200 I don't know about anybody else? What do you say? 633 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,800 - Great, so even the teacher isn't interested(!) 634 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,640 - Unlike Gok Wan over there. 635 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,720 - Wo men neng yong zhong wen jia you. 636 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:07,720 - Yes, all right, Kevin. No-one likes a show off. 637 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,760 - Kasey. 638 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,600 - Mr Clarkson was the best coach ever. 639 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,600 He knew it's what's in here that counts. 640 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,320 It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. 641 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,240 He went out on a limb for me 642 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,640 and I know he did for much more of you. 643 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,280 I miss him. 644 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,560 And I want to win for him today. 645 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,600 But whoever wins or loses... 646 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,960 ..let's just please remember the man 647 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,520 who should be here today, cheering us all on. 648 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,960 But for now, we've got a new coach. 649 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,880 So let's get on with the show. 650 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,800 - All right, let's keep this clean and fair. 651 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,480 Let's make Mr Clarkson proud. 652 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,960 - CHEERING 653 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,120 - Isn't my mum supposed to be here? 654 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,560 - She had a meeting with the council. She must be running late. 655 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,760 - Come on, Kase. 656 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,040 - Good effort. 657 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,120 - Where the hell is Christine? - Audrey, what's happened? 658 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,040 - I need to talk to her. 659 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,000 - I'm here to pick up the twins. 660 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,840 I was really worried, after those voicemails... 661 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,560 - Yeah, they're at the football. 662 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,760 They'll be back soon though if you want to wait. 663 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,680 - I need to get them - if you could tell me where it is. 664 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,760 - Come on, then. I'll walk you over. 665 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,480 - Sonya! 666 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,320 - Audrey, are you sure you're all right? 667 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,960 Listen, why don't you come with us, 668 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,960 a bit of fresh air might do you good? 669 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,360 No? 670 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,480 Up to you. 671 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,920 - CHEERING 672 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,280 Where have you been? I've been worried about you. 673 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,960 - Why? I'm fine. 674 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,440 - You weren't here for kick-off. I had this feeling that... 675 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440 - You and your feelings, Connor! 676 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,120 - Lisa, get Lenny! 677 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,280 - C'mon. 678 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,160 - Hey - you can't come on the pitch. 679 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,640 - This has nothing to do with you. - Hey! 680 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,680 - Tell her she's getting in the way of the match. 681 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,920 - I don't care about your stupid match or your stupid dead teacher. 682 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,600 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 683 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,040 - Hey! 684 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,200 Hey! Get your hands off my sister! 685 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,120 - Sam, we're going now. 686 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,680 - Is there a problem, Mr Brown? 687 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,440 - It's a family thing. We got to go. 688 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,320 - Larry? - What's up, Larry? 689 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,320 - That old witch McFall's been in the flat, right, we need to leave it. 690 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,800 POLICE SIREN WAILS 691 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,480 - Larry! 692 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,080 - No! Leave him alone! 693 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,200 - Laurence Brown. I'm arresting you on suspicion 694 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200 of possessing drugs with the intent to supply. 695 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,720 You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence 696 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,160 if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. 697 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,880 Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand? 698 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:01,080 - You backstabbing old cow, how could you?! - Enough. 699 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,560 - Don't let them split up the twins, please! - What have you done? 700 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,120 - Is it always like this? 701 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,160 - Like what? 702 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,960 - Yeah, tell me about it. OK, thanks a lot. Bye. 703 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,360 SIGHS 704 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,280 Social Services are going to get back to us. 705 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,600 I said it was an emergency. 706 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,640 - Yeah, and Kacey is waiting for you in the cooler. 707 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,840 - I'll have to leave her to you for now, Nikki. 708 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,680 Sit down, Audrey. 709 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,280 - I don't want to have to punish her, 710 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,320 but she can't just lash out like that. 711 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,080 - She's got serious anger issues. 712 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,840 I'm going to talk to her again when she's calmed down - she needs to 713 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,880 find a way to express her feelings without leathering her classmates. 714 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,040 - How dare you take it upon yourself to go wading in like that! 715 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,880 - Those children needed help. 716 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,320 - You just got their brother arrested in front of everyone. 717 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,000 How helpful do you think that was? 718 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,600 - Are you trying to defend that boy growing drugs to sell to 719 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,040 innocent children? 720 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,120 - Don't insult me, Audrey. 721 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,120 What Larry Brown's been doing is illegal 722 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,520 and putting the twins in danger. 723 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,560 But that was not the way to handle the situation. 724 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,400 You spooked a desperate and volatile kid, anything could have happened! 725 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,920 You should never have gone round to that house 726 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,520 but having done so, you should have immediately spoken to me. 727 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,560 - I tried and you weren't here! 728 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,320 - We should have left it to Social Services to deal with the police. 729 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,040 - You were supposed to be back, and... 730 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,440 he turned up, I was scared and I didn't know what to do. 731 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,800 I mean, Christine, where were you? 732 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,600 - My meeting went on. Is that OK with you? 733 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,400 I suppose what's done is done. 734 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,000 - Perhaps I could apologise? Try and explain? 735 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,800 - I would stay well clear if I were you, Audrey. 736 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,480 - GENERAL CHATTER 737 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,600 IN MANDARIN: I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a 738 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:14,960 condemned soul than enter heaven without you. Because of your love, 739 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,520 I will never be a lonely spirit. 740 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,320 - I beg your pardon? 741 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,200 - It's Chow Yun-Fat's death speech in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, 742 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,320 I learned it. 743 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,080 - OK. 744 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,680 - How was my pronunciation? - Woeful. 745 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,680 - Chalky says that Mandarin's the future so I've 746 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,920 been learning it off the internet during the break. 747 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,000 - The internet. I thought teenage boys only used that for one thing. 748 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,240 - Well, I'm looking forward to your next lesson, sir. - Mmm. 749 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,920 Ah, Audrey - I just heard the UN are looking for more peacekeepers 750 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,320 if you're at a loose end. 751 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,480 - Don't, it's her birthday. 752 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,400 - George, this is not a good time... 753 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,960 - Sorry, lovely, I know you must be up to your eyes in it 754 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,400 but wondering if I could just run something past you - 755 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,920 some of my Mandarin students are more advanced than others 756 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:18,120 and it seems sort of unfair to hold them back because of the beginners. 757 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,760 I'd like to be able to give them the attention they really deserve. 758 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,040 - What do you want, George? - A Teaching Assistant, 759 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,840 to pick up the over spill. 760 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,040 I know someone who's very reasonable. 761 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,280 - Why not? 762 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,440 Mandarin seems to be the only thing in the budget 763 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,360 the council aren't going to cut so have him come in and see me. 764 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,560 Sonya, make an appointment, will you? 765 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,440 - Right. 766 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,720 What's his name? 767 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,560 - He's a "she" actually. 768 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:10,240 - Come on. 769 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,320 - What's going on? I thought I was on a detention? 770 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,400 - Yeah, you are but we might as well make it productive. 771 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,920 You need to find a way of expressing your anger, 772 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,520 Kacey, without hurting anyone. 773 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,320 You've got to learn some discipline and control. 774 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,200 I used to box in the Army. 775 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,080 You up for it? 776 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,120 Social Services on their way? 777 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,560 - Yes, yes, they are. 778 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,760 - Lenny lost two stone when we were split up before, and he never spoke 779 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,720 for six months, so why don't you just stick us in the jail as well?! 780 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,880 - We can look after ourselves at home. 781 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,240 Take Larry's gear away, whatever, 782 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,080 but why can't we just stay at the house if that's what we really want? 783 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,720 - That is not an option, Lenny. 784 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:10,040 But staying together might be as pupils of Waterloo Road. 785 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,480 - Well, there's only the guest room available at the schoolhouse, 786 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,000 and that's really meant to be for boarders' family visits. 787 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,560 - Yeah, but you won't get any visits until half term, will you? 788 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,400 And the twins could double up with other boarders during busy times 789 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,120 until more space becomes available. 790 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,520 - We can give it a go. 791 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,840 - Thanks, Maggie. I'll speak to the social workers. 792 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,360 But it makes sense in terms of your education as well. 793 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,320 - Well, I'm glad to see you two are going to a good home tonight. 794 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,240 If anyone can take care of you, Mrs Budgen can. 795 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,680 - From what I hear, the brother was doing a pretty good job. 796 00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,240 - We're going to a nice place tonight and Larry's in a cell. 797 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,880 - Lenny, you must understand. 798 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,720 - No. 799 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,040 I don't. 800 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,440 - Neither do I. 801 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,040 - If you want to ignore the damage 802 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,680 drugs inflict on our society then I don't... 803 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,840 - Audrey. Audrey, have you ever stopped to 804 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,000 think that just maybe sometimes that you don't get it? 805 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,040 Those kids, they love their brother. And he loves them and now he's gone. 806 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,520 - Yes, but surely they're much better off with you? 807 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,320 - You've been on your own way too long and no wonder. 808 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,360 Who could ever, ever live up to your standards? 809 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,920 - Audrey. 810 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,800 Here - how about we go for that drink? I've changed my plans. 811 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:58,840 - No, sorry. Sorry, Sonya, I've got marking to do. 812 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,520 - Go on! 813 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,760 Get your guard up, you're leaving yourself wide open. 814 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,560 And again! 815 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,360 Right, hook. Hook. 816 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,520 Go on. 817 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,160 Guard. 818 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,200 - Sorry. - Every time. 819 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,520 - Sue! 820 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,240 - I don't know what you're worried about, 821 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,160 we've been officially introduced now. 822 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,400 - I'd just prefer to keep my private life private, Sue. 823 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,440 I don't want to seem unprofessional. - OK, bossman. 824 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,840 - How did it go anyway? - Pretty crazy. 825 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,720 Oh, my dad rang, he's cooking me 826 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,160 dinner to celebrate my first day in the job. 827 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,760 And, of course, his future son-in-law's invited too. 828 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,520 - Just getting ahead on some marking. 829 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,160 - Look, I shouldn't have been so abrupt. 830 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,120 I should have been here. 831 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,760 I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 832 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,760 I just feel... 833 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,720 I feel invisible sometimes. 834 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:04,400 Everybody just seems to be so busy - busy with their jobs... 835 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,800 ..and their friends and their families. 836 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,960 - AUDREY SNIFFLES 837 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,560 - I just wanted to make a difference to someone. 838 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,560 I wanted to matter. 839 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,880 - Audrey, believe it or not... 840 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,120 ..I know exactly how you feel. 841 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,760 I felt so insignificant today... 842 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,480 ..all I wanted to do was drown myself in a bottle of vodka. 843 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,040 So, I stopped off at the offie. 844 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,520 That's why I was so late back. 845 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,200 - Christine, you didn't! 846 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,800 - No. 847 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,240 I went to a support meeting instead. 848 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,160 I decided that was the better option. 849 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,720 - You talk to me next time, won't you? 850 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,760 - You too. 851 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,960 You're not alone. 852 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,120 - It might not be the best reception, 853 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,240 but at least you can play DVDs if you want. 854 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,880 - You'll have to share a room until another one comes free. 855 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,760 - I'm not leaving Lenny. No way. 856 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,400 - Look, you are perfectly safe here. I promise you that. 857 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,840 - And what about Larry? 858 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,560 How safe is he in a cell somewhere just for trying to take care of us? 859 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,200 - One thing at a time, eh? 860 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,000 Dinner's downstairs at seven. 861 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,680 - I've used all the nit shampoo and they'll need a new bottle. 862 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,560 - Ah, Rhiannon, back here. 863 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,240 I've been over these two with my nit comb and they're both clean as a 864 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,560 whistle so it looks like you're the only one with the nits, Rhiannon. 865 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,040 - Oh, what?! - Bye. 866 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,520 - Thanks, Mrs Budgen. - You're very welcome.. 867 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,600 - We can get out this way, down the ledge. - What? 868 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,160 - Well, you don't want to stay here, do you? 869 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,560 - Yeah, I do. 870 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,440 I mean it's warm and clean and there's dinner. 871 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,200 Like she said, it's safe. 872 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,720 Just for now, Lise? 873 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,000 They're really, really nice people here. Please? 874 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,320 - OK. 875 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,400 But I'm not letting her away with it. McFall. 876 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,440 - Well, what can we do? 877 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,640 - She told us to come round any time. 878 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,000 Dad. 879 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,560 - 'Sue, is that you?' 880 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,920 - It smells great. 881 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,800 - Darling. 882 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,440 Well, did you survive? 883 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,520 - Just about. That place is a madhouse. I was saying to Simon, 884 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,480 anything after today would be a piece of cake. 885 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,480 - How did the meeting go with Christine Mulgrew? 886 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,880 - Now, now, no speaking out of school, eh. Get it? 887 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,680 Come on, there's a bottle open. 888 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,200 - We can get round this way. 889 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,160 - What now? 890 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,520 - I don't know. 891 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,000 We could shove something gross through her letter box. 892 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,960 Or smash her windows in. 893 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,400 Give her a heart attack! - I don't want to get in trouble, Lise. 894 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,160 - Come on, I've got an idea. 895 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,960 - IMPERSONATING AUDREY: - My poor cat. Where's my cat? 896 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,560 - I'd like to introduce you all to your new mandarin teaching 897 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:38,560 assistant, Mrs Windsor. 898 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,280 - WOLF WHISTLES 899 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,360 If you'd like to locate your nearest emergency exits which are 900 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,880 there, there and there. 901 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,160 - Not just anyone can be a flight attendant you know. 902 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,840 There are standards. 903 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,560 Like a height/weight ratio for a start. 904 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,280 - Come on, guys, we're on strike. 905 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,160 - Well, you're excluded. - You're excluding me? 906 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,760 - 'All of you.' 907 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:01,760 - Is anyone there? 908 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,480 - ALARM WAILS 909 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,680 - Hello? 910 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,840 Is anyone there? 911 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,880 - This isn't a drill. - Oh, my days, it's a fire. 912 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,000 Argh! There's a fire! - Don't run! 913 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,040 - Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd